羞….女同事著急催促他「你快點硬好不好」!一進會議室同事全壞笑:不要讓人家等

羞….女同事著急催促他「你快點硬好不好」!一進會議室同事全壞笑:不要讓人家等 (非當事人,圖翻攝自網路)一名當上班族的男網友在爆怨公社上分享今天早上發生的尷尬故事,一早老闆臨時說要開多人會議,他和另外一名女同事就幫忙準備開會需要的資料。沒想到會議時間將至,影印機居然卡紙了!(圖翻攝自網路)於是就有了以下對話:女同事:你印了沒?我:我在印了女同事:你快點印好不好?人都來了我:印也是要時間啊!妳這麼急搞得我很緊張女同事:要不要我幫你印我:不用啦我自己印就好,妳這樣會打亂我的節奏女同事:好啦,那你先印,等下再幫你因為影印機和會議室距離不遠,兩人終於印好資料進會議室的時候,許多同事都聽見了這對話,報以意味深長的笑容,並說「下次記得先印,不要讓人家等」,讓全會議室都忍不住大笑出來!兩人過了兩秒才恍然大悟,原來他們聽成「硬」了…….(圖翻攝自網路)腦補版本:女同事:你硬了沒?我:我在硬了女同事:你快點硬好不好?人都來了我:硬也是要時間啊!妳這麼急搞得我很緊張女同事:要不要我幫你硬我:不用啦我自己硬就好,妳這樣會打亂我的節奏女同事:好啦,那你先硬,等下再幫你好害羞>/////<誰來幫我硬…..印一下啦!很適合當早餐飲料杯上的笑話欸(圖翻攝自網路) 延伸閱讀 巴西肌肉男假勇 掛懸崖拍照耍帥….掛半天GG! 被笑:阿你不就好壯壯? (影) 綺夢の第二春!日本妹子「腋下賣廣告」光舉手就超賺!時薪跌破眼鏡「海撈萬元」 女女按摩好好看!指壓掰開兩球美尻「連女按摩師都偷露一球」超浪費觀眾時間!(影) 一上車看手機就超暈?百寶袋級神道具「防暈車眼鏡」問世!價格公開…有這麼神?(影) 貧乳女才更容易走光!穿上比基尼卻空杯….從側面全都看得超清楚:小巧玲瓏!(17P) /* rewrite popup.css */ .customPop .popContent.popContent__2017activity { width: 320px; } .customPop .popContent .topWrapper.topWrapper__2017activity { padding: 80px 38px 40px; } .topTitle { text-align: center; } .customPop .popContent .bottomWrapper .rightBtn.rightBtn__2017activity { width: 260px; height: 35px; line-height: 35px; } .topicReward5Progress { box-sizing: border-box; position: fixed; bottom: 15px; z-index: 1; width: 750px; height: 55px; line-height: 53px; text-align: center; background: #B7B7B7; border: 2px solid #311B92; border-radius: 5px; overflow: hidden; } .topicReward5Progress * { box-sizing: border-box; } .topicReward5Progress-bar { position: absolute; z-index: 1; border-radius: 4px; width: 0; height: 51px; -webkit-transition: width .2s linear; transition: width .2s linear; background-color: #683D9D; background-image: linear-gradient(45deg, rgba(255, 255, 255, 0) 10%, rgba(82, 59, 183, 1) 10%, rgba(82, 59, 183, 1) 20%, rgba(255, 255, 255, 0) 20%, rgba(255, 255, 255, 0) 30%, rgba(82, 59, 183, 1) 30%, rgba(82, 59, 183, 1) 40%, rgba(255, 255, 255, 0) 40%, rgba(255, 255, 255, 0) 50%, rgba(82, 59, 183, 1) 50%, rgba(82, 59, 183, 1) 60%, rgba(255, 255, 255, 0) 60%, rgba(255, 255, 255, 0) 70%, rgba(82, 59, 183, 1) 70%, rgba(82, 59, 183, 1) 80%, rgba(255, 255, 255, 0) 80%, rgba(255, 255, 255, 0) 90%, rgba(82, 59, 183, 1) 90%, rgba(82, 59, 183, 1) ); background-repeat: repeat-x; background-size: 33px 50px; -webkit-animation: candystripe 1s linear infinite; animation: candystripe 1s linear infinite; } .topicReward5Progress .topicReward5Progress-text { position: absolute; left: 50%; z-index: 1; display: inline-block; color: #fff; -webkit-transform: translate(-50%,0); transform: translate(-50%,0); } .topicReward5Progress-text span { display: inline-block; vertical-align: middle; } .topicReward5Progress-text span:nth-child(1) { margin-right: 11px; width: 35px; height: 35px; background: url(https://s2.imgs.cc/img/03xEJQw.png) no-repeat center; background-size: contain; } #topicReward5Progress-percent { margin-right: 3px; font-size: 36px; font-family: ‘WenQuanYi Zen Hei’, ‘PingFangTC-Semibold’, Helvetica, ‘Microsoft JhengHei’, Arial, sans-serif; text-shadow: 0 2px 4px rgba(49,27,146,0.80); } .topicReward5Progress-text p { display: inline-block; vertical-align: middle; font-size: 15px; font-family: ‘WenQuanYi Zen Hei’, ‘PingFangTC-Semibold’, Helvetica, ‘Microsoft JhengHei’, Arial, sans-serif; text-shadow: 0 2px 4px rgba(49,27,146,0.80); } .topicReward5Progress-text p a { color: #fff; } .topicReward5Progress.getRewards { background: #FF9800; border: 2px solid #E65100; cursor: pointer; } .topicReward5Progress.getRewards:hover { -webkit-transition: .2s; transition: .2s; background: #FFB03A; border: 2px solid #F7732B; } .topicReward5Progress.getRewards .topicReward5Progress-bar, .topicReward5Progress.getRewards #topicReward5Progress-percent { display: none; } .topicReward5Progress.getRewards .topicReward5Progress-text p { text-shadow: 0 2px 4px rgba(0, 0, 0, .2); } @-webkit-keyframes candystripe { to { background-position: 35px 0; } } @keyframes candystripe { to { background-position: 35px 0; } } 請先登入拿苦勞值

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